REKTLABS — Get roasted. Get early. Get memed.

🔥 WALLET ROAST

Paste any public Solana or EVM address. We read public on-chain data and cook a shareable roast card. We never ask for private keys or seed phrases — if anyone does, that's a scam. Tempel alamat publik Solana atau EVM. Kami baca data on-chain publik dan masak kartu roast yang siap dishare. Kami TIDAK PERNAH minta private key atau seed phrase — kalau ada yang minta, itu scam.

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Free preview while we're in beta. Paid HD cards ($3–5) coming soon. The watermark stays — that's the point 😅Gratis selama beta. Kartu HD berbayar ($3–5) segera hadir. Watermark tetap ada — itu intinya 😅

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THREE WAYS TO COPE

Legit paid tools. No token, no presale, no "guaranteed 100x". Just useful stuff with a sense of humour.Tools berbayar yang legit. Tanpa token, tanpa presale, tanpa "dijamin 100x". Cuma barang berguna yang lucu.

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Wallet Roast

$3–5 / card

Paste a public address, get roasted
Tempel alamat publik, langsung di-roast
Solana + Ethereum + Base
Solana + Ethereum + Base
EN + Bahasa Indonesia cards
Kartu EN + Bahasa Indonesia

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Narrative Alarm

$5–10 / week

Private Telegram alerts when a crypto topic starts accelerating on X
Alert Telegram privat saat topik crypto mulai naik di X
Signal = mentions velocity, not "buy this"
Sinyal = kecepatan mention, bukan "beli ini"
EN + ID summaries
Ringkasan EN + ID

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Meme Kit

$30–100 / pack

~20 Telegram stickers, GIFs & meme templates
~20 stiker Telegram, GIF & template meme
Branded for your community
Disesuaikan dengan brand komunitasmu
Delivered in 48–72h
Jadi dalam 48–72 jam

🚨 Sample alertContoh alert

REKTLABS Narrative Alarm · bot

🚨 NARRATIVE HEATING UP
#AIagents · mentions +340% / 6h
first seen: 03:12 WIB · accounts: 1.2k
vibe check only. DYOR. NFA.

🐸 Meme Kit samplesContoh Meme Kit

PRICING (CHEAPER THAN YOUR LAST L)

Product	Plan	Price
🔥 Wallet Roast	Single HD card	$3
🔥 Wallet Roast	Roast your squad (5 cards)	$12	BEST VALUE
🚨 Narrative Alarm	Weekly	$7 / week
🚨 Narrative Alarm	Monthly	$25 / month
🐸 Meme Kit	Starter — 10 stickers	$30
🐸 Meme Kit	Full — 20 stickers + 5 GIFs + templates	$79	POPULAR
🐸 Meme Kit	Rush 24h	$100

Launch prices, beta. Checkout opens soon — join the waitlist to get first access. Prices in USD.Harga launching (beta). Checkout segera dibuka — gabung waitlist untuk akses pertama. Harga dalam USD.

JOIN THE WAITLIST

Get first access + launch discount. We'll only message you about REKTLABS. No spam, no "airdrop" DMs (those are scams).Dapat akses pertama + diskon launching. Kami cuma kirim info REKTLABS. Tanpa spam, tanpa DM "airdrop" (itu scam).

FAQ

Do you need my private key? / Butuh private key?

NO. Never. We only read public addresses — the same data any block explorer shows. If anyone claiming to be REKTLABS asks for a key or seed phrase, it's a scam.
TIDAK PERNAH. Kami cuma baca alamat publik. Kalau ada yang ngaku REKTLABS minta seed phrase, itu scam.

Is there a REKTLABS token? / Ada token REKTLABS?

No. No token, no presale, no airdrop. Anything claiming otherwise is fake.
Tidak ada token, presale, atau airdrop. Yang bilang ada itu palsu.

Is Narrative Alarm financial advice?

No. It measures how fast topics are being talked about on X. It's a vibe radar, not a buy signal. DYOR.
Bukan. Ini radar obrolan, bukan sinyal beli.

Where does the roast data come from?

Public RPC / explorer APIs: Solana mainnet public RPC, Blockscout (Ethereum/Base) and public EVM RPCs. Stats are computed from your most recent transactions (up to 1,000 on Solana, 50 on EVM) — it's comedy, not an audit.