GET ROASTED.
GET EARLY.
GET MEMED.

You lost money. Might as well laugh about it. Paste your wallet, get roasted, post the L. We're also building early alerts for narratives and sticker packs for your community. Udah boncos, ya udah ketawain aja. Tempel alamat dompet lu, kita roast, terus pamerin kekalahan lu. Lagi kita siapin juga alert narasi biar lu gak telat lagi, plus stiker buat grup lu.

NO TOKENNO RUGWE NEVER WANT YOUR SEED PHRASEGAK BAKAL MINTA SEED PHRASENFA
πŸ”₯ Roast my walletπŸ”₯ Roast dompet gueGet on the listMasuk waitlist𝕏 @RektLabsFun

πŸ”₯ WALLET ROAST

Drop a public Solana or EVM address. We look at the same stuff any block explorer shows and tell you what it says about you. It won't be nice. And no, we don't need your private key. If anyone asks for it, that's a scammer. Tempel alamat dompet publik Solana atau EVM. Kita cuma liat data yang sama kayak di explorer, terus kita bilang apa artinya buat hidup lu. Gak bakal enak didenger. Dan nggak, kita gak butuh private key lu. Kalau ada yang minta, itu scammer.

Post it on XShare ke X

The preview's free. The HD version (2400Γ—1350, sharp enough for a banner) is $4 in USDC. The watermark stays. That's kind of the point πŸ˜…Preview-nya gratis. Versi HD (2400Γ—1350, tajem buat dijadiin banner) $4 USDC. Watermark tetep ada, emang itu intinya πŸ˜…

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THREE WAYS TO COPETIGA CARA BUAT COPE

Real tools you actually pay for. No token, no presale, nobody promising you a 100x. We just think crypto should be funnier.Tools beneran, bayarnya juga beneran. Gak ada token, gak ada presale, gak ada yang janjiin 100x. Kita cuma mikir crypto harusnya lebih lucu.

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Wallet Roast

Free Β· HD $4

Paste an address and get a card that roasts your trading. Works on Solana, Ethereum and Base, in English or Bahasa. Send it to the group chat and let them laugh.

Tempel alamat, dapet kartu yang ngeroast cara trading lu. Bisa Solana, Ethereum, sama Base, pilih Inggris atau Indo. Lempar ke grup, biar temen lu ikut ketawa.

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Narrative Alarm

$5–10 / week

A private Telegram feed that pings you when a topic starts picking up on X, before your whole timeline is talking about it. It tracks how fast people are talking. It doesn't tell you what to buy. Not open yet. Join the waitlist.

Feed Telegram privat yang ngabarin lu pas satu topik mulai rame di X, sebelum timeline lu penuh sama itu doang. Yang diukur seberapa cepet orang ngomongin, bukan saran beli. Belum buka. Masuk waitlist.

🐸

Meme Kit

$30 / $60 / $100

Type in your coin, drop your logo, pick your colors, pay, and download a full sticker pack plus meme templates right away. No waiting on a designer. Your Telegram deserves better than a blurry Pepe from 2021. Make yours.

Isi nama koin, upload logo, pilih warna, bayar, langsung download satu paket stiker plus template meme. Gak pake nunggu desainer. Grup lu layak dapet yang lebih bagus dari Pepe burik tahun 2021. Bikin sekarang.

🚨 What an alert looks likeContoh alert-nya

REKTLABS Narrative Alarm Β· bot
🚨 SOMETHING'S HEATING UP
#AIagents Β· mentions +340% in 6h
first spotted 03:12 WIB Β· 1.2k accounts
just a vibe check. not a buy signal. NFA.

🐸 A few stickers from the labBeberapa stiker dari lab

GM REKT AGAIN stickerBOUGHT THE TOP stickerWAGMI probably not stickerIT'S SO OVER stickerWE'RE SO BACK stickerLFG ser pls sticker

🐸 MEME KIT SHOP

Fill this in, check the free preview, pay, and download your kit right away. Your logo stays on your device. Only the designs come from our server.Isi ini, liat preview gratisnya, bayar, terus langsung download kit-nya. Logo lu tetep di device lu. Yang dikirim dari server kita cuma desainnya.

Your preview shows up here.Preview lu bakal muncul di sini.

PRICING (LESS THAN YOUR LAST L)HARGA (LEBIH MURAH DARI BONCOS TERAKHIR LU)

ProductWhat you getPrice
πŸ”₯ Wallet RoastPreview cardKartu previewFree
πŸ”₯ Wallet RoastHD card (2400Γ—1350)Kartu HD (2400Γ—1350)$4
🐸 Meme KitStarter: 10 stickers + profile picStarter: 10 stiker + foto profil$30
🐸 Meme KitPro: 20 stickers, 5 templates, pfp, X bannerPro: 20 stiker, 5 template, foto profil, banner X$60POPULAR
🐸 Meme KitDegen: 30 stickers, 10 templates, full profile set, raid packDegen: 30 stiker, 10 template, set profil lengkap, raid pack$100
🚨 Narrative AlarmComing soonSegera$5–10 / weekwaitlist

Pay in USDC (or SOL/ETH at the same value) on Solana, Ethereum or Base. Everything unlocks on its own the moment your payment confirms. All payments are final, so double-check the network. We'll never ask for your keys or seed phrase.Bayar pake USDC (atau SOL/ETH dengan nilai yang sama) di Solana, Ethereum, atau Base. Semuanya kebuka otomatis begitu pembayaran lu terkonfirmasi. Semua pembayaran final, jadi cek lagi network-nya. Kita gak bakal pernah minta private key atau seed phrase lu.

GET ON THE LISTMASUK WAITLIST

Narrative Alarm opens to the waitlist first, and you'll hear about new stuff before anyone else. We'll only message you about REKTLABS. We'll never DM you first about an "airdrop". If someone does, it's not us.Narrative Alarm bakal dibuka duluan buat yang masuk waitlist, dan lu bakal tau duluan kalau ada yang baru. Kita cuma bakal ngabarin soal REKTLABS. Kita gak bakal DM duluan soal "airdrop". Kalau ada yang DM gitu, itu bukan kita.

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FAQ

Do you need my private key?Kalian butuh private key gue?

No. Never. We only read public addresses, the same data any explorer shows. If someone claiming to be REKTLABS asks for your key or seed phrase, it's a scam. Block them.

Nggak. Gak akan pernah. Kita cuma baca alamat publik, data yang sama kayak di explorer. Kalau ada yang ngaku-ngaku REKTLABS terus minta private key atau seed phrase, itu scam. Langsung block.

Is there a REKTLABS token?Ada token REKTLABS gak?

No. No token, no presale, no airdrop. If you see one, it's fake.

Gak ada. Gak ada token, presale, atau airdrop. Kalau lu nemu, itu palsu.

Is Narrative Alarm financial advice?Narrative Alarm itu saran investasi?

Nope. It tracks how fast a topic is spreading on X. Think of it as a gossip radar, not a buy button. DYOR.

Bukan. Dia cuma ngukur seberapa cepet satu topik nyebar di X. Anggep aja radar gosip, bukan tombol beli. DYOR.

How do payments work?Bayarnya gimana?

Pick a network, send USDC (or SOL/ETH at the same value) to the address shown, then paste the transaction hash. Our server checks the chain to confirm it went to our address, it's the right amount and token, it's recent, and it hasn't been used before. If it all checks out, your download unlocks on its own. Payments are final. Wrong network or something weird? DM @RektLabsFun.

Pilih network, kirim USDC (atau SOL/ETH senilai) ke alamat yang muncul, terus tempel hash transaksinya. Server kita ngecek di chain: masuk ke alamat kita, nominal dan tokennya bener, masih baru, dan belum pernah dipake. Kalau semua oke, download-nya langsung kebuka. Pembayaran final. Salah network atau ada yang aneh? DM @RektLabsFun.

Where does the roast data come from?Data roast-nya dari mana?

Public blockchain data: a Solana RPC, Blockscout for Ethereum and Base, and public EVM nodes. We look at your recent activity (up to 1,000 txs on Solana, the last 50 on EVM). It's comedy, not an audit.

Data publik blockchain: RPC Solana, Blockscout buat Ethereum sama Base, plus node EVM publik. Yang dicek aktivitas terakhir lu (sampe 1.000 transaksi di Solana, 50 terakhir di EVM). Ini komedi, bukan audit.